The House Year

Seasonal

Pull the window AC units before it freezes

Annual · typically October

Why it matters

If your house has no window units, skip this card without guilt — it exists for the houses that do. A window AC is a summer appliance living in a hole cut through your thermal envelope. In summer, fine trade. In winter it's the leakiest square foot of the house: the accordion side panels and foam seals that barely hold back July air do nothing against January wind.

With a real winter coming in your county, October is the pull date — before the first cold snap makes it a miserable job.

What skipping it costs

$150–$900

A window unit left in through winter is a hole in your wall with a machine in it: heated air pours out around the case all season (real money at ~$50–100 a winter), condensation rusts the unit's guts, and the compressor you re-fire in June is a coin flip. Add the sash sitting open on crushed foam all winter and you've bought drafts, water staining, and sometimes a sprung window.

Two ways to get it done

Do it yourself

~30 min · difficulty 2 of 5

You'll need: A second set of hands for big units, Screwdriver, Nothing if you store it inside; a fitted exterior cover (~$20) only if it truly can't come out.

  1. Unplug, and tip the unit slightly toward the OUTSIDE for a minute — the base pan holds condensate and it will pour out of somewhere, preferably not your floor.
  2. Two people for anything over a bedroom-size unit. The dangerous moment is the sash release: keep weight on the unit until it's fully in hand — every fall, a few of these go out the window instead of in the closet.
  3. Store it upright (compressor oil settles wrong on its side), somewhere dry, with the filter pulled and rinsed first so June-you doesn't start the season with August's crud.
  4. Close and LATCH the window, then check the seal — the foam side panels usually chewed up the weatherstrip. Fix what's damaged; that's your weatherstrip-tune task's territory.
  5. Truly can't remove it (wall sleeve, unliftable, landlord hardware)? A fitted exterior cover plus interior gap-sealing is the honest second place.

Hire it out

$75–$150National fair range — local labor moves this number.

A handyman will pull, carry, and store units for $75–$150 a visit — legitimate for third-floor windows, big units, or backs that have earned the exemption. There's no craft here to overpay for; it's careful lifting. If the visit turns into a pitch for permanent cooling, that might even be a fair conversation — mini-splits genuinely beat window units — but it's a separate decision that gets three bids, not a yes at the storm window.

Ask the tech

  • Can you check the window and sill for damage while the unit's out?

Red flags you're being upsold

  • There's no real upsell territory here — the only trap is paying anyone much at all for a two-person lift. If a handyman visit turns into a mini-split sales pitch, that's a conversation for another day and three bids.

The call

DIY with a helper — it's a 30-minute lift, and 'central air only? skip this card' applies to most houses. Just don't drop it out the window; that's the whole trick.

Your county's checklist, one email a month. What's due, what it should cost, and a heads-up when the weather changes the plan. No drip campaigns — we don't have the patience for them either.

This page is the national picture.

The app draws your house's actual year — your county's dates, your prices, and a heads-up when the weather moves the schedule.

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